Think About It
Last year, they gave out flu shots at my workplace.
I was the only one in my department who refused them. "I don't want to get sick", I said. My coworkers assured me that I wouldn't, and then those who weren't completely convinced to go get one, after hearing my points about why they shouldn't, all went and got one immediately.
(WTF???)
After they all came back, a girl from another department came in sniffling and wheezing. She was obviously sick. "What do you have?" they all asked.
"Oh, I got a flu shot last week, and every since, I've had this damn cold".
I just looked at everybody and said, "There. I rest my case. Don't come in and make me sick with your flu shot germs."
Today, a year later, they're handing out flu shots again. And everybody's getting them but me. (WTF???)
I was the only one in my department who refused them. "I don't want to get sick", I said. My coworkers assured me that I wouldn't, and then those who weren't completely convinced to go get one, after hearing my points about why they shouldn't, all went and got one immediately.
(WTF???)
After they all came back, a girl from another department came in sniffling and wheezing. She was obviously sick. "What do you have?" they all asked.
"Oh, I got a flu shot last week, and every since, I've had this damn cold".
I just looked at everybody and said, "There. I rest my case. Don't come in and make me sick with your flu shot germs."
Today, a year later, they're handing out flu shots again. And everybody's getting them but me. (WTF???)
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